I think as of this moment we have fixed all the kinky kinks and squashed all the buggy bugs, so please stay tuned tomorrow for our regularly-scheduled advice.
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I apologize to everyone for the delays but we are now ready to rock and roll! Stay tuned tomorrow for a very vexing problem involving a guy whose new girlfriend doesn’t want him to be friends with his good buddy who also happens to have a vagina. It’s going to be epic, I tell you, EPIC!
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