Naughty Words
(Illustration courtesy of Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist and all-around political genius Jack Ohman)
Dear Readers:
I don’t know about you, but I have had enough of this presidential race.
The GOP apparently has too, because they contacted me this morning to ask if I’d consider a third-party run against their presumptive nominee. I’ve accepted, but on the condition that Archie the Drunken Chihuahua be my running mate.
“Of course!” they said. “We were actually hoping you would give him the top of the ticket…”