Sister Worried About a Gold Digger


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Dear Robin:

My twin brother and I have always been very close. He is my only family. I am worried about his recent engagement and not sure how to discuss it with him.

He asked his girlfriend of three months to get married last week and they are planning to have the ceremony on New Year’s Eve.

Our parents died when we were in high school and left us a significant amount of money. Up until recently it was managed by a trustee, but now we each have control of our share and can withdraw funds for whatever we want.

He purchased her a very expensive ring and just made an offer on a house for them to live in.

This isn’t just about money. I am very against him getting married to someone he doesn’t even know. I’ve only met her twice and she seems fine, I guess, but what is the rush? I think she may be interested in him for his bank account and not who he is as a person.

Any advice, besides what my husband tells me? He says I should mind my own business, LOL.

-Twin Sis

Dear Twin Sis:

Thank you for your email and the lengthy follow-up conversation we had. Some points for the readers’ edification:

1. Your brother is 35 years old (as are you, duh) and has never been married;

2. The woman in question is a 32-year-old professional;

3. You fell in love with your husband (to whom you have been happily married for 12 years) within a month, although you didn’t marry for two years; and

4. Your parents (both only children) died in a car wreck when you were 16 and your grandparents are all dead.


Listen sister, you’ve got a lot going on here.

Let’s break it down:

1. Your relationship is too parental.

You and your brother had to essentially raise yourselves from the age of 16 which has created a parental dynamic between you both. You told me you have always been very protective of one another. That’s a positive and normal reaction to being orphaned and ending up with almost no other family in the world.

However, he was very supportive of your marriage and is an integral member of your family, enjoying a very close relationship with your husband and children.

He often speaks of wanting a family and after all this time he has found someone he is ready to share his life with. Stop being so parental and open your eyes to his loneliness and his need for you to embrace his happiness and his new partner.

2. This isn’t what a gold-digger looks, walks, and talks like.

I understand the fear of a gold-digger sniffing around your brother and trying to take advantage of him, but this woman does not meet that description at all. She put herself through graduate school, earns a good living, and has told him she intends to keep working after they have kids.

She doesn’t sound like a gold-digger. 

A gold-digger is a dependent, lazy, usually unintelligent grifter who will fuck any wallet to avoid hard work.

3. Prenup!  Prenup!

Any fears you have of your brother losing his money to this woman can be drafted around, and by that I mean handled by a tight pre-nup (not to mention the instrument that left him the money, which is likely impenetrable in a divorce). His fiancée has money of her own to protect so she may want one as well. 

While I think it would be wrong for you to lecture your brother about the speedy timeline of this meet/get married scenario, I think it is appropriate you remind him to protect himself.

Getting married these days without a pre-nup is like going nuts in a Thai brothel without wearing a condom, so feel free to tell him he needs one. If she refuses to sign, that’s a warning she may be interested in him for all the wrong reasons.

4. Don’t be a hypocrite – be supportive.

You told me you knew you wanted to marry your husband by the end of the first month you were dating, but that you waited to marry because you wanted to finish college first.  Spin that around in your head and explain to me how your brother’s situation is any different – I dare you!

While I believe people should spend a good amount of time considering taking this big step, that amount of time can depend upon a number of variables. Your brother has been looking for the right woman for many years, so I suggest you suspend your suspicions and embrace the possibility that this marriage is both timely and a very positive thing for him.

Bottom line:

Have the tough conversation with your brother about how easy it is to lose everything in a divorce and send him my way so I can share some stories with him and get him lined up with a lawyer to draft his pre-nup.

Stop eyeing his purchases with disdain and assuming the worst about this woman.  In other words (and in agreement with your brilliant husband), you need to mind your own business.  Instead, celebrate that your sole remaining family member is growing a little family of his own.

Don’t you want more people in your family to love? Don’t you want your children to have a more diverse family tree than the 2-by-4 you and your brother now share?

Finally, take a look at your deepest motivations here. 

Is it possible you feel threatened and displaced by this woman?  

Up until recently your brother has relied almost exclusively upon you.  While it isn’t surprising these emotions would arise given your unique and unfortunate family history, it would serve you both well if you stopped trying to be his mother and settled instead into your more natural role of sister.


This Post Has 2 Comments

  1. Clyde

    Well, we certainly want to be in your good graces. Can’t think of a better place to be. And what’s so wrong with a Thai brothel? Did I miss something?

  2. Lisa Eldridge

    I love this advice, Robin. You were very tactful. I do also think the previous poster has a point; I had a friend in college who was my same height and of a similar build (I was a bit more athletic), but she was 10 pounds lighter and one size smaller than I was, and she would constantly bitch about being so fat. (We were both very tall and pretty slender.) I would say, “Well, you’re a size X and I’m a size Y, so if you’re fat what does that make me?” She’d always be shocked and answer, “But you look so good! I’m the one who needs to lose weight!” It was like I couldn’t get through to her. She wasn’t comparing herself to other people or to me; she was comparing herself to a perfect version of herself that could never exist because no matter what she saw when she looked in the mirror, she was unhappy.

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