(She takes deep breath, starts typing…)
I hereby make the following announcement, which is 100% organic and gluten-free:
“The terms of my divorce have been negotiated and we have reached a settlement that avoids the emotional and financial costs of going through further litigation. I am certain we will both have happiness and success going forward, and that such happiness and success will be in part a result of putting an end to what could have been a painful, drawn-out, and expensive process. Since this is my business paradigm, I’m even more happy to make this report!
“Jake and I (along with the dogs) are doing great and I appreciate all the emails of support over the past few months. Onward and upward! Stay tuned, as I have big news to deliver on February 7th that will show my readers how much a life can change for the better if you just put everything you have into what you want and believe in yourself! Peace and love to everyone going through a tough time, and even to those who aren’t!”
Now that we have that out of the way, I promise to be back soon with more happy news! My life has changed overwhelmingly for the better and I am thrilled to share some exciting updates with you all as soon as I can. I’ll post from the road next week – my first vacation in a year and one I am really looking forward to: Lake Tahoe!