Is My Marriage Dead or in a Coma? Part Deux!

As promised today we have my advice to “Lost in Portland,” a woman limping along in a lifeless marriage and tempted by a CFP (Cock From the Past).  Apologies for yesterday but my Comcast internet was down.  Again. 

In case you didn’t get all the details yesterday in our preamble, please click here: Is My Marriage Dead or in a Coma? Part 1.  

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Friday Feedback and a Limerick!

Welcome to Friday Feedback, our weekly insertion and manipulation of a critique cannula into the fleshy portions of this blog: a magic wand that sucks out the fatty schlock and leaves the firm flesh of fine writing behind.

With the exception of the sentence above, clearly.  

PLEASE READ THE REST OF THIS BLOG OR YOU WILL MISS MY LIMERICK AT THE END!!!

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Don’t Introduce Your Ho to My Babies!

Dearest Darling Readers:

I apologize for the disappearance but I traveled to a strange place called “Las Vegas” where they allege to have wi-fi but actually jam the signal so you can’t be distracted from the business of losing money.  I did lose $20.00 on the first Arizona game but no money thereafter.

My dignity?  That’s another story.  

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Should I Call Off My Engagement? (Extended Remix/Dance Version)

Readers:

You have no idea how much I edited both the original letter and my response and still this is a long blog.  Therefore, today you get two for the price of one!  This is the long version, the short version will be published forthwith.  Happy Monday!

Dear Robin:

I’m a 28-year-old college student recently engaged (wedding next summer) to my partner “Jim” of 5 years whom I love fiercely and until a week ago could see myself perfectly content with for the rest of my life.

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