Dear Readers:
I was all set this morning to excoriate a woman who spent a great deal of time the other day criticizing me on my Facebook page. I had the whole thing drafted up and man – it was funny. Funny as hell.
And then something happened.
Welcome to Friday Feedback, our weekly insertion and manipulation of a critique cannula into the fleshy portions of this blog: a magic wand that sucks out the fatty schlock and leaves the firm flesh of fine writing behind.
With the exception of the sentence above, clearly.
PLEASE READ THE REST OF THIS BLOG OR YOU WILL MISS MY LIMERICK AT THE END!!!
Dear Readers:
Welcome to Friday Feedback, our weekly abortion of the unplanned fetus of opinions that form the lining of this blog.
Yeah, I know that was lame. I’m running out of bodily references so feel free to send me any suggestions.
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